Shatzy's postings

Cyalaytr · May 13th, 2003, 01:27 AM

All in fun ... **** winks at Shatzy and hopes she finds this as humorous as it was meant ***

Your 2 typical types of postings returned by Stazy:

Type #1

Poster: So I was wondering how and why the world spins clockwise in relation to the moon being visible at night yet in some days you can see it. Please give in depth answers for your fact finding.

Shatzy: Gravity! Irrelevant

Poster: Ahhhh Gravity.. you mean by that of which something that has a graivtaional pull due to its size and weight in relation to those things around it??

Shatzy: NO [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Or you can get this type of posting...

Posting type to:

Poster: Pan or deep dish?

Shatzy: It is irrational to think that pan is any more pizza then deep dish and it has been proven without a doubt that their are just more air bubble in the surrounding dough material forming a molecular bond with the pan of a typical metalic propotion to in which would only happen if it was derived from the coal mines in the South Eastern part of the state brought out by a man who was underpaid over worked and had a wife on wellfare. In which the wellfair system is just a government scheme to bring down poor people and equilize todays ecconomy and make the rich richer while the poor suffer at the hands of a male president who beleives in mass destruction items which was a whole ploy to get us to fight in a war in which no one believes is directly related to nothing more then to save the gas prices from going up in the Middel east due to trade sanctions.

Poster: WOW that is pretty in depth so do you like olives on your pizza

Shatzy: YOU ARE GETTING OFF THE TOPIC!!!

Poster: Me?

Shatzy: [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img] Don't make me kick your ASS **Whistles End of Days***

Poster#2: WOW Shazty you let him have it.

Shatzy: Olives.

:-) I hope Shatzy can forgive me

**zelazny** · May 13th, 2003, 01:29 AM

[img]biggrin.gif[/img]
LOL
That's our shatzy [img]smile.gif[/img]

**SHATOUSHKA** · May 13th, 2003, 01:30 AM

<font size=30>LMMFAO!</font> [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

you forgot about the third type....
where i pick and choose my posts based on
which poster made the last comment...

or when i feel especially hostile and i want
to take my aggression out on wes... [img]redface.gif[/img]

**zelazny** · May 13th, 2003, 01:31 AM

don't forget type 4, where you ask a question like " which pattern is nicer" "what would you do"
... hard to describe, but sort of topics to gauge us all by.

**SHATOUSHKA** · May 13th, 2003, 01:34 AM

heh heh heh... you know me too well..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**zelazny** · May 13th, 2003, 01:39 AM

All part of my master plan.

Cyalaytr · May 13th, 2003, 01:50 AM

Ahhhhhh but those are topics she herself starts which is awhole nuther bag of nuts. :-) But I will give her this.. she keeps one thinking. Now I wonder since she knows we are on to her little scheme will she alter the tests to see if we change our answers in knowing that we know that she knows that we know she knows. HMmmmmmmmmmm

[img]confused.gif[/img]

**zelazny** · May 13th, 2003, 01:53 AM

I don't think so, the best course for her would be to keep on posting the way she always did, to disprove any plot on her side, untill we are lulled into a false sense of security and readily accept her subliminal messages again.